2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!!
I hit the CTRL key but I'm still not in control!
Will the information superhighway have any rest stops?
Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming be
the process of putting them in.
Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.
Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing
with inanimate objects.
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it
should be hard to understand."
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
Live free or die!
Too much is never enough!
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
Practice makes perfect!
Everybody loves to see justice done on somebody else.
Buy a better computer so you can reboot faster.
If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming be
the process of putting them in.
Makes the world goes round...
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and
you feed him and his family for a lifetime.
Give a man an answer, and today's frustration is gone. Teach him to
program, and he will be frustrated for the rest of his life.
Hit a man on the head with a fish, and he'll have a headache for a day.
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No good deed goes unpunished.
My name is Dump, Core Dump.
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